Chou Umai

allyouneedisathneed: videohall: Best of talking...

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 17:33:02 -0500

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allyouneedisathneed:

videohall:

Best of talking animals

CHRIST ON A PEICE OF BREAD

adriinguyenn: knifeeyes: HAWKWARD LOOL.

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 15:42:20 -0500

adriinguyenn:

knifeeyes:

HAWKWARD LOOL.

fuckyeahoddities: Wu Zetian was empress of China from October...

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:59:03 -0500

fuckyeahoddities:

Wu Zetian was empress of China from October 690 to February 705. She is the only woman in Chinese history to rule in her own right. She was a ruthless, cruel, sadistic and sexually depraved murderess who drove her people into chaos. She ordered tortures, executions and forced suicides on a daily basis. She had all of her rivals exiled or executed including the ex empress Wang. She also had members of her family executed including her niece, nephews and killed her newly born daughter. Other family members were exiled including her sons, in which one was eventually ordered to commit suicide. Wu had thousands of her people poisoned, strangled, mutilated, burned and boiled alive. Others had their noses, ears, feet and legs cut off. She died in December 705 at age 81.

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fuzzydandelions: chesutoberry: maa-ess: hachiagejou: That...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 16:54:10 -0500

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fuzzydandelions:

chesutoberry:

maa-ess:

hachiagejou:

That random moment, when you’re crying over an American show, and just realized that they actually featured Arashi during that show. xD

Technically yesterday (5/31), I was watching the show, Attack of the Show, and I was crying…Yes, crying, over the fact that my favorite host, Kevin Pereira was leaving after being on there for ten years…

Ironically…When I was looking through their old clips on YouTube, I realized that they covered something about Arashi during one of their segments.

You know the epic boating stuff that they did during Odoroki no Arashi? Apparently, they featured a clip that was on YouTube before, during the Arashi no Shukudai-kun Golden Time SP, where they made a boat out of Lego blocks. xD

and i say to that tv program…

HA! I SAW THAT FIRST!

HA! I KNOW THEM BETTER THAN YOU!

AND HA! THAT’S NOT THE ONLY FAIL BOAT THEY HAVE MADE! XD

love the freaking youtube title… ”BOAT” LOL

Johnny Boss… do something! >3<

they need more lego Arashi weirdness! hahaha

THIS LEGO BOAT

OH MY GOD, REALLY? HOW DID I MISS THIS?

Lego boat!

kuri-suta: I’ve actually wanted to make these immediately after...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 12:46:30 -0500

kuri-suta:

I’ve actually wanted to make these immediately after watching The Avengers 3 weeks ago, but I was too lazy so I made this last night. Here we go:

Capt. Stephanie Rogers: at first I wanted to give her long blonde hair, but she’s on military so I thought of maybe giving her short hair and Maria Hill-like aura going on her (notice that I draw her hair the wrong side -__-“)

Tasha Stark: I wanted to name her Tina, but I read this article about Natasha Stark from Earth-3490, who is basically a female ver. of Tony (she’s married to Steve lol) I somewhat envisioned her as being a sexy businesswoman like Emma Frost

dr. Brenda Banner: since Bruce is somewhat shy, I made Brenda somehow moe in appearance and has this clumsy-like aura hahaha (can’t say much about her)

Thorlene Odinson: basically I couldn’t figure out a better name for she-Thor, my sister joked on how her hair isn’t any different than the male version (well it’s a little shorter than the male ver :P)

Agent Claire Barton: tell you what I was inspired by gingerhaze (Noelle)’s Hawkeye cosplay when I was drawing Claire

Loki(?) Laufeyson: I didn’t change his name because Loki turned into a woman in the comics, at first I wanted to actually draw the female ver based on the comics’ appearances but oh well this is all based on the movie and why am I still typing in italic? Anyways I made my own ver of female Loki, as in I pictured her as this little brat who is jealous of her older sister (I should’ve drawn her & Thorlene side by side, aaaaahhh) And if I did change her name, it’d be “Lori” (lol that’s a bitch-y name) and I drew Loki in a rush because she was the last one to be drawn (I was already finished coloring the others when I made Loki’s line)

I didn’t draw male Black Widow, because even though I said “genderbending” I was only interested on drawing them as females and since she’s already a female, I didn’t have any interest on drawing her again this time (well I tried drawing her male ver in a sketch but it turned out to be horribly scary I wanted to cry for help seeing it, anyways ‘his’ name would be Nataniel Romanoff)

And so I’m planning on genderbending other teams like Fantastic Four or X-Men, just you watch!

lookbookdotnu: Black (BMS) (by Laureen Uy) That is a cool...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 12:16:38 -0500

lookbookdotnu:

Black (BMS) (by Laureen Uy)

That is a cool dress

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chisatokoharu: オリスタ [6]

Thu, 31 May 2012 19:19:59 -0500

chisatokoharu:

オリスタ [6]

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

Wed, 30 May 2012 18:21:06 -0500

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."
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Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
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Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."
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Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
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Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."
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Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
Witness: "Forty-five years."
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Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
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Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
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Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"
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Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
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Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
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Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
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Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
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Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
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Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
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Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
Witness: "None."
Lawyer: "Were there girls?"
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Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
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Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
Witness: "Borofkin."
Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
Witness: "I can't remember."
Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
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Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
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Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
Witness: "Yes sir."
Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
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Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
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Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
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Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
Witness: "I could see his head."
Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
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Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
Witness: "The victim lived."

haii-jeffieee: steffilynn: sueting: what...

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:36:26 -0500

haii-jeffieee:

steffilynn:

sueting:

what the fuck is happening.

LOOOOL. Fucking Filipinos. Ahahahahahah.

forgetpolitics: onac911: Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz...

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:38:58 -0500

forgetpolitics:

onac911:

Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party

Clint’s face at the end.

can I have this to hang on my door haha

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:37:31 -0500

can I have this to hang on my door haha

nevver: Making Stick Figures for Mi, Loan, and Chris

Sat, 26 May 2012 13:18:45 -0500

nevver:

Making Stick Figures

for Mi, Loan, and Chris

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Fri, 25 May 2012 22:45:20 -0500

I’m outta here

Fri, 25 May 2012 00:13:34 -0500

I’m outta here